Friday, October 29, 2010

I always seem to let Halloween creep up on me. You would think I would learn to plan ahead since the date never changes!

This year I am still trying to decide on a costume. By now, the thrift stores are picked over and department stores are bare.

So as others are going out to a party and enjoying an end of the week drink this evening, I will be scrambling!

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Happy Halloween and Happy Friday!
Sara Jackson
Sara@aQuiretraining.com

The devil...

A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit.

One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.

When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"I'm the Devil," she responded.

"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."

Kids these days...


Ten signs your too old to trick-or-treat...

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "What a scary mask!" but you're not wearing a mask!

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Spiderman in the neighborhood with a walker.

and last but not least...

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

This Weeks Quote...

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

~Steve Almond