Friday, January 21, 2011

For this week's Friday Funnies introduction, I wanted to discuss more about my love of food and the exciting new culinary kicks I've been on. Instead, I recently found out about three new EasyCEU courses that have been nationally approved. If you haven't heard about it, EasyCEU offers three new engaging courses on:

• Building a Healthy Brain
• Elder Care - A Social Perspective
• HIV/AIDS in the Elder Population

Check them out today!

Happy Friday!

Jordan Robb
Jordan@aQuireTraining.com


Expensive Professions

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

And also if they had removed Jeff Goldblum

 

Neither could Beethoven...

Vincent Van Gogh.

Everyone said to him, "You can't be a great painter, you only have one ear."

And you know what he said?

"I can't hear you."

This Weeks Quote...

""Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

~Thomas A. Edison