I don't know about you, but I already have my weekend mapped out: food, friends, and fun! There's no better way to escape the winter chill this season.
Happy Friday!
Jordan Robb
Jordan@aQuireTraining.com
Never bring a knife to a gun fight
An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: "All you need to have done
is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into heaven."The old man says, "No problem," as he recounts to St. Peter that he once stopped at an intersection and saw a motorcycle gang harassing a young woman.
He got out of his car, walked up to one of the bikers, who was over seven feet tall and must have weighed nearly 400 pounds, and told the biker that abusing and harassing a woman is a cowardly act and that he would not tolerate it in his presence.
He then reached up, yanked out his nose ring and kicked him in the groin to make his point.
St. Peter is frantically searching the man's life in his book in front of him and says, "I can't find that incident anywhere in your file. When did that happen?"
The old man looks down at his watch and says, "Oh, about five minutes ago."
Highway Humor
Might be the Economy...
A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it's inoperable - in fact, it's so large, they have to do a brain
transplant.His doctor gives him a choice of available brains - there's a jar of rocket scientist brains for $10 an ounce, a jar of regular scientist brains for $15 an ounce, and a jar of lawyer brains for the princely sum of $800 an ounce.
The outraged lawyer says, "This is a ripoff - how come the lawyer brains are so damned expensive?" The doctor replies, "Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brains?"
This Weeks Quote...
"The real leader has no need to lead--he is content to point the way."
~Henry Miller
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